Almost guided tour of the Lyon Museum of Fine Arts
When I visited the Lyon Museum of Fine Arts a few days ago, I indulged in my favorite thing to do in a museum: finding silly captions for the works or art. So, let's go for an almost guided tour, guaranteed without any useful info on the paintings and sculptures! 😊
Let's start with my face when I swear that I'm drinking enough water, I even drank one glass yesterday!
Protest of the 1st or 2nd century
When the line at the toilet is way too long
Is this what we call a facelift?*
*in French, "ravalement de façade" litteraly means facade renovation, but it is used sarcastically to talk about someone who has undergone facial surgery or that wears a ton of makeup
Disney spoiled us, the amphorae are cool, but I was waiting for them to move 😭
Antic hipster
Which would you choose?
[insert funny caption here]
« When I said you could take a bite, that's not what I had in mind, kitten »
Mansplaining, artist's impression
Good doggo very tired after a day doing fuck all
The man in the painting in the back is judging this little punk so hard 💚
Oh, honey, what did we say about deciding to get bangs because we're sad or bored? 😬
« I swear, it's not that cold! »
Me in the morning, when someone tries to talk to me before I have my first coffee
That’s all folks, see you at my next museum visit!
